Fruit vegetables lunacy
a disquisition by
The Great Bearded MAN of the Cave
as encountered by
Sean

Reputedly you have attempted to gain understanding of that which is the cave. Fools!!! As all who know that which is the cave are aware that once a being has shed his outward self and ventured openly unto the cave free of the clouded lenses of “upworld” eyes for those of true sensations, then can one achieve that which is cave. It is only in the clarity of the cave level that a common man can see things as being not as existing. I will now tell you, oh faithful follower why we must with great haste beset the hordes of death ducks upon these masses. There are some of the “upworld” who seek to find a supposed commonality. To this end they see fit to deviate from their place in nature. Beware for they will be the destroyers all things. They eat our air. Yes ironically those who seek to attain a more peaceful coexistence with the beasts in fact lose all ability to use rational thought and fail to see their mistake. When a man eats a cow he replaces one oxygen devouring machine with his own efficient self. Cycles continue until cow eats the man who in turn is eaten again by man. In this cycle the inefficient is replaced with the smaller, cleaner mechanism. Now take into mind those who seek to destroy us. They instead of causing efficiency, they cut the root, literally, of that which provides life and eat it!!! Could you imagine a more vile and heinous act? They attempt with sniveling ineptitude to explain away their crimes against life by claiming to be saving those of beasts. Fools!!! Do your actions not deplete the ability of over all world wide oxygen replenishment? Does the death of a cow not in fact increase the overall supply of air. How can the noble life of a food item be in anyway superior to that which even it needs, air. How does the death of a cow add up to a breath of air when there are no more plants to make it? Insignificant beings listen now to me as I again educate your feeble minds. Want to save the world? Eat meat not air. The GBMC has spoken, this meeting is adjourned.

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