A Brief History of BeardedMAN.net

What was once touted as the answer to the post modern anti-neolitical separatist trogloditic movement has since expanded its reach. Through the guidance of several visionary leaders the foundations of this network can be traced back to 1995. Prior to it's official naming there is evidence dating back to1992 that the founders (at the time unaffiliated) began the early work of this network with a series of vigilantly facsimiles sent via 28.8 baud modems. From those early acts of telephonic harrasment grew this network of the folliclly enhanced. During the latter half of the 1990s this network has spawned many offshoots. Notably the Cult of the Great Bearded Man of the Cave. Founded in 1997 by those who followed the wisdom and will of the GBMC. After achieving much public notoriety including many dozens of followers, and even some local newspaper coverage, the GBMC unexpectedly disavowed his leadership of this network and relocated his center of operations to an unspecified location in 2002. The followers of the GBMC have purportedly disbanded though it is more likely they have simply moved even farther underground. As for the GBMC his connections to this network have been limited to the occasional posting, but as everyone is all too aware these are difficult times for cave dwelling bearded men everywhere .

After the departure of the GBMC this network lost its direction and languished in a state of misery exacerbated by the dot com goatee explosion. Then in the fall of 2002 a mysterious and yet again Bearded MAN came forward with a new vision for this collaboration of pogonomainics. Operating under the assumed identity of "Mr. O" this mysterious figure has lead by way of mass indoctrination and subversive counteractive oration. Though no longer subterranean it is still believed that by uniting the collective powers of this network that ignorance can be eliminated and a new order of man begun.

Accordingly the focus of this website is undergoing a restructuring. As we move the actions of this network into the more publicly accepted channels for bringing about change.
(as publicly acceptable as we can be with beards this is)

A Figure of an electric shaver

Have you been invited to travel with the Bearded MAN? P2P your journey begins here (password required)

Did you know the GBMC himself or someone who did? An archive of some of his less controversial works is under works. For now his famous Fruits, Vegetables, Lunacy can bee seen here.

The official sandwich of BeardedMAN.net the Sean Burger. Eat one here

The "Kill Zucchini" Homepage is here

Lastly, for now, a list of reasons why a full size Dodge Van is always better then a Honda

A few Choices can still be made