The Kill Zucchini Home Page

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This weekend I was grilling some vegetables when this horrific message was sent to me.

Why would a Zucchini want me to Kill?
Is it because it is angered by being called a vegetable when it is in fact a fruit?

Or is it because it too wants to eat oatmeal out of the head of Aaron Carter?
(The bounty is up to 150 points the week)